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May 282011
 

In Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Chancellor Gorkon (David Warner) makes the comment, “You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon”.

Nick Nicholas, a business analyst and linguist in Melbourne, Australia, took those words to heart and, as a public service, has translated some of Shakespeare’s work into Klingon along with several Christmas Carols and popular songs.

Here is Hamlet’s “To Be Or Not To Be” soliloquy from Hamlet:

	'Crude Terran Forgery'

To be, or not to be: --- that is the question: ---
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? --- To die: --- to sleep; ---
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, --- 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, --- to sleep; ---
To sleep! perchance to dream: --- ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.

        Romanised Klingon text

taH pagh taHbe'. DaH mu'tlheghvam vIqelnIS.
quv'a', yabDaq San vaQ cha, pu' je SIQDI'?
pagh, Seng bIQ'a'Hey SuvmeH nuHmey SuqDI',
'ej, Suvmo', rInmoHDI'? Hegh. Qong --- Qong neH ---
'ej QongDI', tIq 'oy', wa'SanID Daw''e' je
cho'nISbogh porghDaj rInmoHlaH net Har.
yIn mevbogh mIwvam'e' wIruchqangbej.
Hegh. Qong. QongDI' chaq naj. toH, waQlaw' ghu'vam!
HeghDaq maQongtaHvIS, tugh nuq wInajlaH,
volchaHmajvo' jubbe'wI' bep wIwoDDI';
'e' wIqelDI', maHeDnIS. Qugh DISIQnIS,
SIQmoHmo' qechvam. Qugh yIn nI'moH 'oH.

Translating the Romanised Klingon text to English yeilds the following:

It either endures, or it does not endure. Now, I must consider this sentence.
Is it honourable, when one endures the torpedoes and phasers of agressive fate?
Or, when one obtains weapons to fight a seeming ocean of troubles,
And when, by fighting, one finishes them? One dies. One sleeps. One merely sleeps.
And when one sleeps, its is believed that one can finish the pain of the heart
And the thousand revolts which one's body must succeed to.
We are certainly willing to initiate this way to finish life.
One dies. One sleeps. When one sleeps, perhaps one dreams. Well, this situation seems to be the obstacle!
What we can soon dream of, while sleeping in death,
Having thrown away from our shoulders the cargo of the mortal ---
When we consider that, we must retreat. We must endure disasters,
Because this idea makes us endure them. It lengthens the life of the disasters.

For those who have some trouble reading Klingon, Mr. Nicholas has been kind enough to provide this audio file.

The “original Klingon” is very different than the “crude Terran forgery”. The Klingon Christmas carols are also quite interesting.

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May 172011
 

My favorite Star Trek movie is, without a doubt, Star Trek IV The Voyage Home. It’s got all the things about Star Trek that I enjoy the most: Time Travel, Spock trying to fit an and failing miserably, McCoy ranting about 20th century medicine, and Kirk just being Kirk.

One thing I’ve wondered about is what they would have done if the return trip didn’t work and they had to spend the rest of their lives in 20th Century California. What san diego jobs do you think they’d end up with?

May 062011
 

After way too much delay, here are the results of our previous poll, “Which is your favorite Star Wars movie?

There were a grand total of THREE, count’ em THREE votes. The results were a tie, with Episodes 4, 5, and 6 each receiving 33% (one vote) of the total.

For this week’s poll, we’re going back to Star Trek Which Enterprise has the best bridge?

May 052011
 

Need a laugh? How about a laugh that pokes a little fun at J. J. Abrams’s Star Trek reboot?

The folks at HowItShouldHaveEnded.com have posted a youtube video depicting an alternate ending for Star Trek. Embedding seems to be disabled, otherwise we’d post it here, but the best we can do is to provide this link so you can watch the video on YouTube.com.

Now, we’re off to go check out their alternate ending for Star Wars IV A New Hope.

Apr 062011
 

At the beginning of Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Kahn, McCoy gives Kirk a pair of eyeglasses for his birthday. In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Kirk sells the gasses to a 20th century pawn shop to come up with some quick cash. Obviously, this wasn’t just another pair of cheap eyeglasses because a pawn broker gave him $100 for them even without the lenses. Walk into a pawn shop with a pair of frames that have no lenses and tell the guy you want $100 for them and see how quickly he throws you out of the place. In the pawn shop, Spock asks Kirk, “Weren’t those a gift from Dr. McCoy?” and Kirk pops off the reply, “That’s the beauty of it. They will be again”.

Unless Spock’s time travel calculations are wrong in getting them back to their own time, and Kirk has the opportunity to relive his most recent birthday, they will not be a gift again.

Also, assuming that the glasses were 300 years old when McCoy gave them to Kirk (the first time), they’d be closer to 600 years old the next time Kirk got them as a gift.