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I read an article a while back about a guy who had designed a “man cave” that looked like the bridge of the Enterprise D. The four command chairs were for him and three of his closest friends, the main viewscreen was actually a giant flat screen HDTV. One turbo lift door lead to the main house, while the other one opened into a walk-in cooler for various refreshments. The captain’s ready room was actually a convenient place to go when one has had too many refreshments.

I imagine this project must have cost him a small fortune. Here’s hoping he made good use of some lowe’s coupons while building his masterpiece. That would have saved him a bundle.

 

I was wandering around the web this afternoon and ran into this news article from 1997 which talks about the fact that a woman in a Chicago suburb had a video baby monitor system which suddenly started showing what was happening inside the Space Shuttle Atlantis on one of it’s two video channels.

I have yet to find a follow-up article explaining why the baby monitor was streaming NASA video. If any readers know whatever happened with this, I’d be interested in hearing about it.

 

It was on this date in 1947 that 1st Lt. Walter Haut (June 2, 1922 – December 15, 2005), the public information officer (PIO) at the 509th Bomb Group based in Roswell, New Mexico, issued a press release announcing that the United States Army Air Force had recovered a crashed “flying disc” from a nearby ranch.

Several hours after the original press release, the military retracted the claim, saying that it was a weather balloon that had been recovered.

In the 64 years since Haut’s press release there has been a lot of speculation about what was or was not recovered in Roswell, New Mexico. Over the years, even Lt. Haut’s details on the subject have changed somewhat, becoming more detailed as the decades passed.

In the first book on the subject, The Roswell Incident, Haut said he was not a witness and told interviewers in 1979 that base commander Colonel William Blanchard asked him to write and distribute the press release, however when he asked to see the object in question, he was told “his request was impossible.”

In the book UFO Crash at Roswell, he appears as a witness, though not to any of actual debris. During a March, 1989 interview he said he knew “nothing” about what was recovered. He described being asked by Blanchard to write the press release. He said he didn’t hear about it until Jesse Marcel, head intelligence officer who initially investigated and recovered some of the debris, was on his way to the flightline. He did, however, describe what Marcel told him: “It was something he had never seen and didn’t believe it was of this planet. I trusted him on his knowledge.” (p.142) He further stated: “I think there was a giant cover-up on this thing.” (p.143)

An affidavit signed May 14, 1993, repeated the above sequence of events and added “I believe Col. Blanchard saw the material, because he sounded positive about what the material was. There is no chance he would have mistaken it for a weather balloon. Neither is there any chance that Major Marcel would have been mistaken.”

In a recorded interview from 2000 with Wendy Connors and Dennis Balthauser, Haut claimed to have personally viewed an extraterrestrial or alien craft and a body in a Roswell Army Air Field base hangar and being present at a senior staff meeting where a cover-up of events was discussed. Haut also placed Brigadier General Roger M. Ramey head of the Eighth Army Air Force in Fort Worth, Texas, at the meeting. Ramey would later tell the press it was in fact a misidentified weather balloon after Haut had put out the press release of the recovered “flying disc.”

In December 2002, Haut signed a sealed affidavit in which he went into more details about the craft, debris, bodies, and cover-up. Both the interview and affidavit were not to be released until after his death.

In 2007 the affidavit was published in Witness to Roswell: Unmasking the 60 Year Cover-Up:

DATE: December 26, 2002
WITNESS: Chris Xxxxxx
NOTARY: Beverlee Morgan

(1) My name is Walter G. Haut

(2) I was born on June 2, 1922

(3) My address is 1405 W. 7th Street, Roswell, NM 88203

(4) I am retired.

(5) In July, 1947, I was stationed at the Roswell Army Air Base in Roswell, New Mexico, serving as the base Public Information Officer. I had spent the 4th of July weekend (Saturday, the 5th, and Sunday, the 6th) at my private residence about 10 miles north of the base, which was located south of town.

(6) I was aware that someone had reported the remains of a downed vehicle by midmorning after my return to duty at the base on Monday, July 7. I was aware that Major Jesse A. Marcel, head of intelligence, was sent by the base commander, Col. William Blanchard, to investigate.

(7) By late in the afternoon that same day, I would learn that additional civilian reports came in regarding a second site just north of Roswell. I would spend the better part of the day attending to my regular duties hearing little if anything more.

(8) On Tuesday morning, July 8, I would attend the regularly scheduled staff meeting at 7:30 a.m. Besides Blanchard, Marcel; CIC [Counterintelligence Corp] Capt. Sheridan Cavitt; Col. James I. Hopkins, the operations officer; Lt. Col. Ulysses S. Nero, the supply officer; and from Carswell AAF in Fort Worth, Texas, Blanchard’s boss, Brig. Gen. Roger Ramey and his chief of staff, Col. Thomas J. Dubose were also in attendance. The main topic of discussion was reported by Marcel and Cavitt regarding an extensive debris field in Lincoln County approx. 75 miles NW of Roswell. A preliminary briefing was provided by Blanchard about the second site approx. 40 miles north of town. Samples of wreckage were passed around the table. It was unlike any material I had or have ever seen in my life. Pieces which resembled metal foil, paper thin yet extremely strong, and pieces with unusual markings along their length were handled from man to man, each voicing their opinion. No one was able to identify the crash debris.

(9) One of the main concerns discussed at the meeting was whether we should go public or not with the discovery. Gen. Ramey proposed a plan, which I believe originated from his bosses at the Pentagon. Attention needed to be diverted from the more important site north of town by acknowledging the other location. Too many civilians were already involved and the press already was informed. I was not completely informed how this would be accomplished.

(10) At approximately 9:30 a.m. Col. Blanchard phoned my office and dictated the press release of having in our possession a flying disc, coming from a ranch northwest of Roswell, and Marcel flying the material to higher headquarters. I was to deliver the news release to radio stations KGFL and KSWS, and newspapers the Daily Record and the Morning Dispatch.

(11) By the time the news release hit the wire services, my office was inundated with phone calls from around the world. Messages stacked up on my desk, and rather than deal with the media concern, Col Blanchard suggested that I go home and “hide out.”

(12) Before leaving the base, Col. Blanchard took me personally to Building 84 [AKA Hangar P-3], a B-29 hangar located on the east side of the tarmac. Upon first approaching the building, I observed that it was under heavy guard both outside and inside. Once inside, I was permitted from a safe distance to first observe the object just recovered north of town. It was approx. 12 to 15 feet in length, not quite as wide, about 6 feet high, and more of an egg shape. Lighting was poor, but its surface did appear metallic. No windows, portholes, wings, tail section, or landing gear were visible.

(13) Also from a distance, I was able to see a couple of bodies under a canvas tarpaulin. Only the heads extended beyond the covering, and I was not able to make out any features. The heads did appear larger than normal and the contour of the canvas suggested the size of a 10 year old child. At a later date in Blanchard’s office, he would extend his arm about 4 feet above the floor to indicate the height.

(14) I was informed of a temporary morgue set up to accommodate the recovered bodies.

(15) I was informed that the wreckage was not “hot” (radioactive).

(16) Upon his return from Fort Worth, Major Marcel described to me taking pieces of the wreckage to Gen. Ramey’s office and after returning from a map room, finding the remains of a weather balloon and radar kite substituted while he was out of the room. Marcel was very upset over this situation. We would not discuss it again.

(17) I would be allowed to make at least one visit to one of the recovery sites during the military cleanup. I would return to the base with some of the wreckage which I would display in my office.

(18) I was aware two separate teams would return to each site months later for periodic searches for any remaining evidence.

(19) I am convinced that what I personally observed was some type of craft and its crew from outer space.

(20) I have not been paid nor given anything of value to make this statement, and it is the truth to the best of my recollection.

Signed: Walter G. Haut
December 26, 2002

Signature witnessed by:
Chris Xxxxxxx

Why did Lt. Haut’s memory seem to become more clear over the years? Did he feel the need to divulge more and more of the truth as time went by, in spite of vowing to not divulge the details in his lifetime, or was he simply fanning the fires to drive more business to the International UFO Museum and Research Center that he, along with Max Littell and Glenn Dennis had opened in the early 1990s. You decide.

What really crashed in Roswell? An extraterrestrial ship? A weather balloon? A classified military aircraft? Anyone who was actually there in 1947 is now dead and, it seems, they took the complete story with them.

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While wandering around the internet today we ran across this picture that supposedly shows how to view what was happening on Earth 2,000,000 years ago:

How to see into the past

Any science fiction fan worth his salt will tell you there are a few problems with this idea.

  • Assuming we could travel at the speed of light (which Einstein claims is impossible), it would take 1 million years to get the mirror in place.
  • Once the mirror was in place, it would take another 1 million years for light from the mirror to reach Earth.
  • The positioning of the mirror and the telescope would have to be so precise as to be, for all practical purposes, impossible.
  • The mirror couldn’t just be put at some point in space and left there. It would have to be in orbit around the Sun at a distance of 1,000,000 light years.
  • By the time anyone was able to use the telescope in question, they’d be viewing events that were happening on Earth when this genius undertaken was started.
  • Without going to the trouble of calculating just how huge the mirror in question would have to be, it would obviously have to be beyond enormous. The ship carrying it would be unbelievable in size, and finding a way to fuel the monstrosity would be, shall we say, impractical at best.

These are some pretty big obstacles to overcome just so that someone someday can watch you overcome these obstacles. It’d be much more cost effective to simply keep accurate and well-preserved historical records.

 

In the book, The World Of Star Trek by David Gerrold, Klingons are described for those not familiar with the original Star Trek series.

I’m going to attempt to quote Mr. Gerrold’s incredible description of them, but please remember that I’m trying to quote, from memory, a book I haven’t seen in 30 years. Those readers who own a copy of the book are encouraged to tell me how accurate my memory is.

Klingons are mean, nasty, rotten, cruel, hateful, and vicious. They sharpen their fangs by hand because they think pain is fun. Klingons pick on old ladies. Klingons drop litter in the street. Klingons fart in air-locks. They build their ships without bathrooms because it makes them nastier.

Klingons do all the things that men pretend they don’t, only Klingons are proud of them.

That says rather a lot about TNG’s Lt. Worf, doesn’t it. It also gives me an idea for a new Federation weapon: colon cleansing pills. Find a way to get a few hundred of these into the Klingon’s food systems and, given the lack of bathrooms, their living conditions might become too rough even for Klingons.

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